"I thought this knitting thing was supposed to be relaxing," my husband asked me after hearing me swear like a sailor at one of my latest knitting projects.
"It is!" I replied hastily. "When you know what you're doing!!"
That was me trying to knit my first hat. I eventaully finished it and my vocabulary became a little less obscene. Until the next time I discovered one too many or too few stitches at the end of a row.