I got this via email today from KnitPicks.
"Add a feminine touch to your kitchen with this lovely lacy curtain."
How desperate are we that we're making our kitchens feminine and knitting our own curtains??
Even Scarlet O'Hara would think this was retarded. Emails like this give knitters a bad name everywhere.
If you get to this point, it's time for a new hobby.
I'm not even going to mention the tea cozy also promoted in the email...